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Offline wilbert

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Re: How to handle the have you had an accident call!
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2020, 03:07:12 AM »
My brother always winds them up. When they say our records show you've had an accident, he replies by saying you guys must be really good as it only happened yesterday and it definitely wasn't my fault. He says you can hear the cash register in their head register a sale. They then ask for details so he begins to give them the full details after telling them he is a little embarrassed about the whole situation. He then stresses again that there was an accident and that it wasn't his fault. He goes on to say he was banging his wife really hard from behind and in the heat of the moment it slipped out and went straight up her arse, she hit the roof but it was an accident and it really wasn't his fault. They usually hang up at this point.